Elaine

You do?

Carl

Do you think about me?

Elaine

Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine.

Carl

What friend?

Elaine

Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. (Waits in suspense for what Carl's response will be.)