Carl

What friend?

Elaine

Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. (Waits in suspense for what Carl's response will be.)

Carl

You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law.

George

So, anything to uh, nosh?

Joe

What did you want?