The Couch Season 6, Episode 5

Poppie

That's not a pizza. It'll taste terrible.

Kramer

But that's the idea, you make your own pie.

Poppie

Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!

Kramer

What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?

Poppie

Because it's a pizza!