The Couch Season 6, Episode 5

Poppie

Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!

Kramer

What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?

Poppie

Because it's a pizza!

Kramer

It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!

Poppie

It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!