Pitt

Hmm, what's happened to me? (straightens lapels) When's the meeting?

Elaine

In about twenty minutes.

Pitt

Oh! (puts finger to face, smearing ink on his upper lip which now resembles an 'Adolph Hitler'-style moustache) Do I have time to change?

Elaine

Um, no.

Pitt

Well, excuse me, I'd better get straight over there.