George

Well, why would the guy make up something like that? Of all the names he could pick, why settle on Jon Voight?

Jerry

Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had said Liam Neeson, you'd know he's making it up.

George

Neeson? How are you comparing Liam Neeson with Jon Voight? Jerry, we're talking about Joe Buck. If you can play Joe Buck, Oskar Schindler's a cake walk. (Opens the car door for Jerry, Jerry's about to get in.)

Jerry

Oh, look at this, I stepped in gum.

George

Whoa, whoa, you're not getting in my car with gummy shoes.