Kramer

C'mon here, try 'em on. (Jerry sits down and puts the boots on.)

George

Where did you get those?

Jerry

I worked a club in Dallas one time and they couldn't afford to pay me so they gave me these. Oh, I can't wear these! (Stands up.) They look ridiculous!

Kramer

Ah, you look like a cowboy! Huh?

Jerry

But I don't wanna be a cowboy!