Jerry

Why does he want to hold a rope underneath Woody Woodpecker in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Elaine

He finds his laugh 'intoxicating.' (Laughs like Woody Woodpecker, and exits.)

Morgan

So George, what kind of promotional events are we talking about?

George

Well, I think we need more special days at the stadium, you know? Like, uh...Joe Pepitone Day. Or, uh...Jon Voight Day.

Morgan

Jon Voight? The actor? (Rubs his eyes wearily.) Uh, I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings that have been initiated by George Costanza.