Elaine

Oh, this is insanity. I'm not this hippie. (meaning her hips are not that large)

Elaine

Hey, what do you think of this?

Man

(with disbelief): You'll never pull it off.

Customer

Hey, what's going on in there?

Jerry

(to the Barney's sales associate) Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find, like, women's moisturizer lotions?