George

I can't believe you're really going out with a woman named Lois.

Jerry

I know, finally. But George, guess who her boss is. Duncan Meyers.

George

Duncan Meyers?

Elaine

Who's he?

Jerry

Elaine, only one other person in the world knows what I am about to tell you and that's George. When we were in the ninth grade they had us all line up at one end of the school yard for this big race to see who was going to represent the school in this track meet.