Lois

You were there?

George

Yes, sure, surely was. Yeah, I'll remember that day. Well I'll never forget it because that was the day that I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford, the uh, voluptuous home room teacher.

Duncan

Miss Stafford?

George

Yes, yes, you know I was in detention and she came up behind me while I was erasing the blackboard . . .

Jerry

George!