Kramer

There are no delicatessens under Communism.

Mickey

Why not?

Kramer

Well, because the meats are divided into a class system. You got Pastrami and Corned Beef in one class and Salami and Bologna in another. That's not right.

Mickey

So you can't get Corned Beef?

Kramer

Well, you know, if you're in the Politburo, maybe.