George

Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!

Jerry

They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.

George

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.

Jerry

The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get on board and we can get to work! Now what's it going to be?

George

All right, dammit, I'm in.