Jerry

Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it: They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back. She's not gonna do that.

George

You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She tells Laura, 'If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's your problem.'

Jerry

It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.

George

(George, finger in the peanut butter jar): This is what I do.

Keith

Can I help you?