George

You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?

Jerry

I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

George

Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

Jerry

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirso lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

George

If only something like that could happen to me.