Jerry

Oh, you know, like when someone opens something up and they go, 'Oh. Tube socks.' What are you gonna do about it?

Elaine

I don't know, I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment and see if he's got a label maker.

Jerry

Why'd you get him a gift anyway?

Elaine

Oh, he did some dental work for me and he didn't charge me so I thought I'd get him a Christmas present.

Jerry

Yeah, well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm alarge.