George

I love it! This is fantastic! Look at this couch, is this velvet?!

Bonnie

Are you a velvet fan?

George

A fan? I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. And look at this, hardwood floors!

Bonnie

Aren't they great? (sees a man enter from the bedroom) Oh, Scott, hi. This is George. George, this is Scott, my roommate.

George

(bewildered) Heh heh.