George

A fan? I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. And look at this, hardwood floors!

Bonnie

Aren't they great? (sees a man enter from the bedroom) Oh, Scott, hi. This is George. George, this is Scott, my roommate.

George

(bewildered) Heh heh.

Bonnie

Here, check out this view. If you lean out this window, you can see the river.

George

So Scott's your roommate, huh?