The Label Maker Season 6, Episode 12

Jerry

Oh, it's Risk, it's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives. (Picks up phone and dials) Hello Tim? Yeah, hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld, remember those tickets I gave you? Well it turns out I can use them. Oh, you do? I understand. Okay. Bye. He already made plans, he can't change them.

George

(eating a pickle) Well they're his tickets, he can do what he wants with them.

Jerry

Thanks.

George

Alright, I gotta go. I'm heading over to Bonnie's.

Jerry

What are you gonna do about the roommate?