Tim

Oh, yeah, some gift. That thing didn't work at all.

Elaine

What?

Tim

You put a label on something, then ten minutes later it would peel right off. It was the worst gift I ever got.

Elaine

(visibly upset) Well, I bought it for you because you were so nice to me for not charging me for the dental work. The way you worked on my filling, you were so, so gentle and so caring and so sensitive.

Tim

Oh, Elaine!