The Scofflaw Season 6, Episode 13

Elaine

Why? You don't wear glasses.

Kramer

I know, I know. But I need a new look, I'm stagnating.

George

I have to say, as a glasses wearer I take exception to that. That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.

Kramer

Yeah, I've considered that. (to Elaine) Look, how do I get in touch with this guy?

Elaine

Well, he's having a two day book signing at Waldens.