Male Unbonding Season 1, Episode 3

Kramer

That's for me. (to the phone) Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie...

Jerry

Can you conduct your business elsewhere?

Kramer

(ignoring Jerry) No no no. I'm talking about a whole chain of 'em. Yeah.

George

I don't know why you even bother with this ping pong guy, I'll tell you that.

Jerry

I don't bother with him. He's been calling me for seven years. I've never called him once! He's got the attention span of a five-year-old. Sometimes I sit there and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.