Man

Hey, I have been trying to get this book signed all day.

Elaine

(takes the book from the guy and signs it herself) How can you say that I still like you, when I didn't even say hi to you?

Jake

Elaine, coming down here to say that you didn't say hi is more of a gesture than if you did say hi.

Elaine

Ah, Jake... (realises his logic) I, uh...

George

The doctors thought he had cancer, but the surgery revealed he never actually had it.