Gary

What d'you think? Check it out. (he tries a number of expressions, turning his head side to side, to show off the hairpiece)

Jerry

Is that from my gift certificate?

Gary

Yeah buddy. You really came through for me man. You've been so nice. (shakes Jerry by the hand)

Jerry

(through gritted teeth) Yeah, well, I'm glad you could take advantage.

Gary

Hey, you know what I'm thinking of doing? I'm getting rid of all my fillings, 'cos that mercury's toxic. Hey, let me see your fillings.