Kramer

All right, all right, I'm gonna help you.

George

I'll try some on and see how they look. It's just hair.

Jerry

You ever see what that thing looks like in the back? You got your natural little curls on the bottom, and then that big phony mat coming down on top of 'em.

George

Well, some of 'em look good. The ones that look good you don't even know about.

Jerry

What if you get involved with a woman? How're you gonna tell her?