Joel

...so my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session. This guy is a brilliant man. Lenny Bruce used to go to him. And I think, uh, Geraldo.

Jerry

You know, I read the Lenny Bruce biography, I thought it was really... interesting. He would-

Joel

(to the counter of the restaurant) Hey hey hey hey, we're starving here! We've been waiting here for ten minutes already!

Jerry

(testing Joel) So, I'm thinking about going to Iran this summer.

Joel

I have to eat! I mean, I'm hypoglycemic.