Joel

(to the waitress) Let me ask you a question. This, uh, this turkey sandwich here, is that real turkey, or is it a turkey roll? I don't want that processed turkey. (to Jerry) I hate it.

Waitress

I think it's real turkey.

Joel

Is there a real bird in the back?

Waitress

No, there's not bird but-

Joel

Well, how do you know for sure? Look, why don't you do me a favor. Why don't you go in the back and find out, okay? (The waitress leaves.) Unbelievable.