Kramer

Not THAT hot.

Rabbi

(On TV) The prophet Isaah tells us without friends our lives are empty and meaningless.

George

Wait. Whoa! That's the Rabbi from Elaine's building. I just met this guy the other day.

Rabbi

A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference. But that is a subject for another sermon. Now, I'd like to close with a psalm.