Joel

Look, I know I call you too much, right? I mean, I know you're a very busy guy.

Jerry

No, it's not that.

Joel

(crying) You're one of the few people I can talk to.

Jerry

Oh, come on. That's not true.

Joel

I always tell everybody about you. Tell everybody to (to the rest of the coffee shop) GO SEE HIS SHOW! (to Jerry) I mean, I'm your biggest fan!