George

Let me ask you something. When you go into a store, does it bother you that they make the security guard just stand there all day?

Jerry

No.

George

See, didn't bother Susan either. That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Jerry

Are you sensing anything right now?

George

Let me just say this. It is inhumane to make a man stand on his feet, in one spot for eight hours a day. Why shouldn't he have a chair?