Jerry

Are you sensing anything right now?

George

Let me just say this. It is inhumane to make a man stand on his feet, in one spot for eight hours a day. Why shouldn't he have a chair?

Jerry

Well, what about criminal activity? He's got to be alert.

George

What, he can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take? Here look at this. (he moves to the end of the booth) Here, watch. (stands up) Criminals. Boom. I'm up. (pretends he's shooting) Stop It! Stop It! Stop It!

Jerry

Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down.