Elaine

Yeah, so?

Maestro

Oh I suppose it's O.K. for Leonard Burnstein to be called Maestro because he conducted the New York Philharmonic. So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

Elaine

Well, I mean don't you think that he was probably called Maestro while he was conducting, not in social situations. I mean his friends probably just called him Lenny.

Maestro

I happen to know for a fact, that he was called Maestro in social situations. I once saw him at a bar and someone came up to him and said 'Hello Maestro, how about a beer'. O.K. So that's a fact.

Elaine

Maestro huh? O.K. (laughing)