Guard

Well who wouldn't?

George

Cause I tell you, frankly, I would like to walk in hear one day and find you sitting down. (Starts to walk out of the store) That would give me a lot of pleasure. Call me crazy.

Jackie

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Kramer

I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?

Jackie

Your damn right you screwed up. Where the hell did you get that damm balm anyway?