George

It's unbelievable. You know what else is unbelievable? I picked up the check. She didn't even offer. She ended it. The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

Jerry

How much could you possibly have in there?

George

It's my money. What should I do? Throw it out the window? I know a guy who took his vacation on his change.

Jerry

Yeah? Where'd he go, to an arcade?

George

(sarcastically) That's funny. You're a funny guy.