Jerry

Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.

Elaine

You're way off.

Jerry

Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

Elaine

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?

Jerry

UNDATEABLE!