Neill

You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs?

Kramer

Yeah, well, no good?

Neill

Yeah. That's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from?

Kramer

Two is better than one.

Neill

That, that's ridiculous. I'm not a home run hitter.