Jerry

I- no, I don't want to go.

George

He was really crying?

Jerry

I had to give him a tissue. In fact, let me call his machine now and I'll just make up some excuse why I can't go to the game either.

George

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. As long as you're going to lie to the guy, why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets, then we can go?

Jerry

George, the man wept.