Jerry

I had to give him a tissue. In fact, let me call his machine now and I'll just make up some excuse why I can't go to the game either.

George

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. As long as you're going to lie to the guy, why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets, then we can go?

Jerry

George, the man wept.

Kramer

Oh, hey guys. Man, I'm telling you, this pizza idea, is really going to happen.

George

This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?