Jerry

It's a list of excuses, it's for that guy, Horneck, who's at the game tonight with my tickets. I have that list now so in case he calls, I just consult it and I don't have to see him. (Elaine laughs.) I need it. (Elaine starts writing on the list.) What are you doing?

Elaine

I got some for you.

Jerry

I don't need any more.

Elaine

No no no no no, these are good. Listen, listen: You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house.

Jerry

(not amused) Very funny.