Elaine

No no no no no, these are good. Listen, listen: You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house.

Jerry

(not amused) Very funny.

Elaine

How about: You've been diagnosed as a multiple personality. You're not even you. You're Dan.

Jerry

I'm Dan. Can I have my list back, please?

Elaine

Here, here. Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you're doing this. This is absolutely infantile.