Jerry

I'm Dan. Can I have my list back, please?

Elaine

Here, here. Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you're doing this. This is absolutely infantile.

Jerry

What can I do?

Elaine

Deal with it. Be a man!

Jerry

Oh no. That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him for the rest of my life that go through that again. He was crying. Tears. Accompanied by mucus.