Jerry

It was stupid of me.

Sheila

Well, it was very insulting.

Jerry

No. I know. I - I was really sort of half-kidding.

Sheila

Well, behind every joke there's some truth.

Jerry

What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says ' Aw, I'll just have some coffee.' There's no truth to that.