Elaine

Deal with it. Be a man!

Jerry

Oh no. That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him for the rest of my life that go through that again. He was crying. Tears. Accompanied by mucus.

Elaine

You made a man cry? I've never made a man cry. I even kicked a guy in the groin once and he didn't cry. I got the cab.

Jerry

Couple of tough monkeys.

Kramer

Oh, hi Elaine, hey. (to Jerry) Hey, you missed a great game tonight, buddy!