Kramer

Well, wha -- I, uh -- uh, we were kind of, uh, talking to each other, weren't we?

Elaine

I mean, you know, I've never been so insulted in my entire life. There's something really wrong with this man. He is a Soup Nazi. What? What is that?

Jerry

I don't know. ' 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds of celery, chopped parsley...'

Elaine

Let me see this. [gasps] You know what this is? This is a recipe for soup, and look at this. There are like thirty different recipes. These are his recipes!

Jery

So?