Fred

Sorry about the other night but my mother called, she couldn't find her pills. I had to go into Brooklyn to help her find her pills, and they were right there in the medicine cabinet. Could you believe that?

Elaine

Huh.

Fred

The worst part is getting from the subway station to the house. There's no transportation...

Elaine

(to herself) What am I doing? I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me? He's demented, listen to him...

Fred

...I could have taken a cab but if my mother saw me pull up in a cab, she'd start yelling at me, 'Freddy! What are taking a cab for? It's so expensive!' She's out of her mind. Eventually, you'll meet her.