Jerry

Vanessa, thank you. I've been thinking about asking her to go away for a couple of days.

George

Oh, no. No no no no no. I'd have to advise against that. What, do you know this woman a month? Let's see, you're going to be with her seventy-two hours. That's a dating decathlon.

Elaine

(balancing a spoon on her nose) Hey, why don't you take her to that place in Vermont I was telling you about? You know, that really charming place with the separate faucets for the hot and cold. She'll love it.

George

That's exquisite. Listen, uh, if it's not too much trouble, could you pass me that paper over there?

Jerry

You better find that grape before it mutates into another life form. There was once a mutant grape that terrorized an entire town in the Texas panhandle. They brought in the army, nobody could stop it. Apparently it had a pit of steel.