The Sponge Season 7, Episode 9

Jerry

Elaine, you should admire me...I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

Elaine

You're a taking person.

Jerry

That's why I should date a giving person. If I date a taking person, everyone's taking, taking, taking, no one's giving - it's bedlam.

Elaine

She's gonna ask how you got her number.

Jerry

Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me.