George

Well, I can see that. What do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pants size?

Jerry

I don't wanna be a 32.

George

I'd kill to be a 32.

Jerry

She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. Wouldn't waste a sponge on me!

George

That condom killed me. Why do they have to make the wrappers on those things so hard to open?