George

When I was ten years old, my parents had this very same statue on the mantle of our apartment. Exactly. And, one day, I grabbed it, and I was using it as a microphone. I was singing, 'MacArthur Park', and I got to the part about, 'I'll never have that recipe again,' and it slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the ten commandments. To this day, they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life, aside from seeing my father naked.

Kramer

C'mon, George. I saw it first.

George

No, Kramer. I have to have this statue.

Kramer

No, I got dibs!

George

What? No dibs! I need this statue. C'mon, give it!