Jerry

I don't really feel that comfortable with a maid, either, because there's that guilt when you have someone cleaning your house. You know, you're sitting there on your sofa, and they go by with the vacuum, 'I'm really sorry about this. I don't know why I left that stuff over there.' And that's why I could never be a maid, because I'd have an attitude. I'd find them, wherever they are in the house, 'Oh, I suppose you couldn't do this? No, don't get up, let me clean up your filth. No, you couldn't dust. No, this is too tough, isn't it?'

Jerry

He really did an amazing job. Look! He uncoagulated the top of the dishwashing liquid! (Jerry opens refrigerator.) He cleaned out the bottom of the little egg cups! Come here, look at this. (He gets on his knees and points.) He cleaned the little one-inch area between the refrigerator and the counter. How did he get in there?! He must be like Rubber Man!

Elaine

There's no Rubber Man.

Jerry

Why did I think there was a Rubber Man? There's Elastic Man... Plastic Man...

Elaine

I'm leaving.